Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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