just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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