i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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