quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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