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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Do you still have your period?

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• (516): View more from New York

  onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?

  (443): View more from Maryland

  he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening

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• (914): View more from New York

  I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%

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  He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.

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