ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
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So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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