I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
birth control should be required to get into college
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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