have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Well I just put wine in my tea
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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