I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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