I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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