Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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