She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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