Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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