I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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