I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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