So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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