Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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