she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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