There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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