were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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