That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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