So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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