You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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