): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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