it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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