Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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