I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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