I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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