is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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