He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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