Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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