Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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