absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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