so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
