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  well look at the bright side

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  maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  "Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird

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• (518): View more from New York

  is that a dick in a sweater?

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.

  (352): View more from Florida

  Is it a puppy?

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