It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.