I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
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you will always have a special place in my vag
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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