he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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