I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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