is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
