I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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