And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Watching her eat just hurts me
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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