saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
this will be a night to untag.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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