I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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