I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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