'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
