Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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