lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
wow bdsm is so cute
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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