I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
