I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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