dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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