My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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