I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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I need moral support for this bender
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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