Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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